masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism.
— Mary Pipher, Reviving Ophelia

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

Track: Wrote A Song About You
Artist: MNEK
Album: Wrote A Song About You - Single
Plays: 6477

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

cute-bird-dad:

kids are out here like “i wish i was alive during beatlemania” and im like….. beyonce is right here, right now, what is wrong with you. get right with jesus

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